I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
"This is one corner of one country on one continent on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and growing and never remaining the same for a single millisecond, and there is so much—so much to see. Because it goes so fast. I’m not running away from things, I am running to them. Before they flare and fade forever."
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”